I'm a rhythm gamers worst nightmare

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oh wow a smiley face really so original like wow we haven't seen that one before have we just colon D like that's soooooo creative and unique isn't it not that we've all seen it like a million times already but sure let's all just pretend it's revolutionary or something I mean it's not like you're capable of typing anything more sophisticated or creative right because why would you when you can just type colon D and pretend like that's enough effort or something and yeah totally not irritating at all no it's just perfectly fine completely fine totally acceptable I'm not judging you at all for your absolutely groundbreaking decision to use colon D it's not like you could have typed literally anything else anything remotely expressive or nuanced but no no you went for the easiest simplest most overused and generic expression known to humanity and I mean that's totally fine like I get it you're busy or something or maybe just tired or perhaps you're trying to make some kind of point or maybe you're being ironic in which case haha wow you totally got me there you're so hilarious just using that smiley face as if it's supposed to convey some hidden depth or humor or meaning when in reality we all know exactly what it means absolutely nothing just emptiness just superficial cheeriness pretending like everything is okay when we all know that a colon D is just a lazy attempt at saying something without actually saying anything at all and really who's surprised by that certainly not me certainly not anyone else who has ever had to witness the absolute bare minimum effort it takes to hit two keys in sequence colon and then capital D like wow seriously congratulations you've truly outdone yourself there you really should win some kind of award or something for being the absolute pinnacle of originality creativity and expressive power with that one simple character combination because nobody else could have possibly thought of doing something that incredibly clever and witty and absolutely not repetitive or meaningless at all no definitely not it's completely fresh and new every single time you use it and oh boy how fortunate we all are to get to witness it again and again and again like it never gets old it never loses its charm it's just infinitely delightful to behold the sheer lack of any discernible effort or thought that goes into typing colon D over and over and over again as if you're somehow proud of it or think it's somehow enhancing your point or message or whatever you're trying to convey even though honestly I'm not sure what that even is at this point because colon D really doesn't say anything does it it just sort of sits there awkwardly staring at us with its empty soulless eyes pretending like it's happy pretending like it's adding something meaningful to the conversation when really it's just taking up space on the screen it's just pixels wasted on something that's neither funny nor interesting nor engaging nor meaningful nor insightful nor thought-provoking nor even mildly amusing at this point but hey don't let me stop you no by all means continue using colon D every chance you get keep insisting that it's cute or quirky or whatever justification you're using to keep this charade going because clearly you think it's working for you clearly you think everyone else is enjoying it and absolutely not silently judging you every single time you casually toss a colon D into the conversation as if it's a valid response or meaningful contribution and sure maybe you think it's charmingly innocent or playfully ironic but honestly we're all just exhausted by it now just quietly sighing whenever we see it appear yet again on our screens as if we haven't suffered enough already from seeing it everywhere else online every message board every chat every comment section every single conversation just invaded by colon D as if it were some kind of unstoppable relentless plague but no it's totally fine totally acceptable I'm totally not bothered by it at all I'm absolutely not thinking about how many other expressions or thoughts or feelings you could have conveyed instead of choosing colon D for the thousandth time no it's totally fine you keep doing you you keep pretending that colon D is funny or clever or meaningful or anything other than just annoyingly predictable and tired and worn out and completely utterly meaningless but again I repeat I'm totally fine with it I'm completely okay totally relaxed absolutely not bothered even a little bit by your repeated insistence on using colon D everywhere for every situation because why wouldn't you it's just sooooo great :D

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Nyala

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last Monday at 4:36 PM, 4 days ago